RIP Fashion
Fashion is one interesting word and my World with what I’m
attached to, by Dil & Dimaag (read Mind & Soul). My life revolves
around Fashion. This blog is devoted to all those wannabe Fashionista ’s & dowdies
out there who are passionate about Fashion (they think) but clueless about it. I
wanted to write for soooo long (understand the intensity by the word ‘soooo’)
however I couldn’t, because of my wedding & life post that. Another reason
to wait to write a blog is that I thought my husband can jot down my thoughts but
everyone knows “A Man is the laziest creature on this earth and so is he (Mr.
Husband). Now, I took the initiative of writing and he became the
editor…finally.
Oops I think this husband and marriage thing is dragging me
away from the blog. Let me get back to it. The word “Fashion” itself is so
stylish that I hate when people do injustice to it. To know how, read this…. Imagine
what’s with those girls who want to prove their love for fashion in the
corporate world on Fridays’ by wearing sport shoes with jeans and Kurtis. TGIF
is written for people to relax but not to take stress after seeing those ladies
(J). What about those who
still wear bell bottoms and mention that they are Palazzo Pants? I mean people can
surely differentiate between the so called “Bell bottoms” and “Palazzo Pants”. I
am glad they don’t attach bells to the bottoms (laugh). Those who wear big buckles
on their belts, are they aspiring to be a Cowboy and planning to get a big hat
and hunter? Also, I never forget those
who accommodate these buckles in their evening dress somewhere & somehow.
May be on the shoulder or at slight right side of their waist. They think it
looks stylish…I mean really ladies? it doesn’t until unless the dress and you
are really classy. What’s up with their love for those shaggy shrugs? Are they
wearing it for style or to cover up their flabs Or what about those who pair
the printed scarf with a printed shirt. Or
a girl wearing gym t-shirt with jeans and ladies sandals underneath. Lol, I so pity them.
This is not to make them feel offended but to let them know
to look around & learn. Fashion is not at all expensive nor is it some
rocket science. The fact of not having a great fashion sense is acceptable but
it is important to differentiate among good, the bad & the UGLY.
Boys, stop laughing because you are no way better. What do
you want to show with that creased shirt & those unpolished pair of shoes?
Is it some kinda messy look which you think will make you look supercool? Just
blaming less time in the morning for not ironing your clothes is not going to
help. Please take out some time off from stalking FB profiles, uploading photos
on Instagram or browsing sports channels OR “surfing adult websites”. And what
is with that flower print orange tie with red or green shirt? Do you want to
represent the flag of some country? Does
it feel that you can combine anything & still look wisey? This kind of fashion can look good only on a
ramp where models express a designer’s emotion but not in a job interview. And what’s those sports shoes with trousers..hahahaha(this
thought give me giggles). I saw men wearing sport shoes with trouser in
offices. Indian men must be on the top list for messing up the fashion, I am sure:
P . I want to know the secret of choosing the ugliest T-shirt from the market
with a stereotype quote on it (via agra= viagra) & flaunting it off on the
streets of Janpath with super wet straight hair pointing towards the sky. What’s
with that super tight t shirt with the xx inches chest (sigh). It’s a no no for
boys with a belly or no belly. Don’t resemble an expecting woman. Furthermore, Comfort is good but going out in
dingy pajamas is not at all happening. It is not an out of bed look instead
people may give you out penny thinking you are poor and didn’t take shower from
so long.
Suggested idea is to wear simple clothes if you don’t have
much clue about fashion. Please stop comparing yourself to Arjun Rampal or John
Abraham. Wear only those clothes which
suit you. Every person has a unique personality. I hope this will make you feel
a little intelligent about fashion. Till then, I owe to continue writing such
blogs. Keep it stylish pals, please!!